Wow, i havent been on in a while...but im back, and I have another funny joke 4 ya!

3 wishes‏

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Cajun are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says
the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada "

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Cajun says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
completely surrounds the country's. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable."

The Cajun sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."

Ok one more....

The Pope and Hillary Clinton‏

Politics...The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides.The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."The senator seriously doubts this, and says so."One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her!